why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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