I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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