Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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