How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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