yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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