you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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