quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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