If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just googled if crying burns calories
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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