i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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