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(831): View more from California

my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?

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(408): View more from California

Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.

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(319): View more from Iowa

By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"

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(260): View more from Indiana

Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.

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She still started it.

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(949): View more from California

I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.

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(207): View more from Maine

im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.

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