My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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