I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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