Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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