you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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