Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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