He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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