Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
