I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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