Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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