so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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