it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You need Xanax blowdarts
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You don't make any sense
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