idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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