what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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