we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
this will be a night to untag.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
