I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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