I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
