Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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