Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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