awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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