Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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