We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Small penises have feelings too.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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