yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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