should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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