you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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