Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
