We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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