But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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