The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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