Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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