Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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