i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Randomize
