Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We are all done wearing pants today
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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