I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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