ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You ruined the universe
Randomize
