when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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