i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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