i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
