What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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