I'm jealous of your bromance
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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