Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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