Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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