i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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