We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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