he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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