No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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