He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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