would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Green mimosas i think yes
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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