In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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