Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
