He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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