We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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