We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Randomize
